I don't live in the United States, I do know it for a fact and I will not sabotage my own life or those of the people I care about just because you would love to read some drama in the papers. The net result of that would be that in a month or two nobody would remember it, and lives would still be ruined.
It is almost mystifyingly selfish of you to ask this of me, especially when you souse it with your fairly hostile closing remark.
It is almost mystifyingly selfish of you to ask this of me, especially when you souse it with your fairly hostile closing remark.