[recursive]

This is my favorite kind of work, because there's no chance you'll ever get called by an irate customer.

[Nursie]

Been there, done that.

"Upper management want us to be able to offload burst capacity to AWS, MS, Google or other public provider, do what you can to make it work but I reckon in-house can beat them on pricing"

Six months later -

"Congrats, good work! We showed them, we're getting a new data centre!"