[biztos]

Sometimes I wonder how much money is out there waiting for the Magical HN Unicorn that is anti-cloud, anti-network, pro-RDBMS, pro-POSIX, old-school Dirty-Grandpa-Fighter[0] ultraconservative about computer security. My gut tells me $LOTS.

[0]: https://youtu.be/Civy151wAH4

(sorry, youtube and B-movie but hey... analogy!)

[devin]

Could you say more? Describe a possible company.

[biztos]

I'm just riffing of course, but let's say:

StatiDyn - Stability in Motion

Marshaling the latest innovations in AI, ML and self-driving infrastructure, we protect your company with time-tested compromise-free MIL-SPEC IT solutions!

60000% more secure than Palantir, 134% more secure than AWS Government Cloud, according to "Fair and Balanced" independent testing.

Free yourself from the Cloud! Guaranteed physical isolation of mission-critical assets; armed guards 24/7 in front of your dedicated StatiDyn Security Cell; biometric six-factor authentication using the Gillette's Razor™ protocol.

...one could go on but angel round first. :-)

[winternett]

We need to go back to the client Server Days! It's much more secure to run IIS on WinNT! -Grandpa