[lr4444lr]

YouTube comments are usually a cesspool, but sometimes a real gem makes it through, like this:

  > notices another worker says "grievance"
  > i was trained for this
  > i run to the hrm 
  > i twist my ankle jumping over my piss bottles
  > i struggle to limp through the warehouse as the other 
  workers have to push me over so the make their times.
  > i fall over from heat exhaustion because the hvac has 
  never worked
  > finally at the hrm 
  > i get fired before i can report the red scourge

[gigama]

Or this one from Garmen Lin:

Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced? Because his marriage... was a union!!