[zzzcpan]

Why mock eventual consistency though? I get it, some megacorps and VC funded startups are pushing strong consistency and attacking other consistency model, but it's just aggressive PR detached from reality. If you try various consistency models, you'll find the coordination-free camp of consistency models to be much nicer and much easier to work with, reason about and strong consistency is not actually all that strong and more like a lie in every single practical deployment that has to interact with humans and they always have to build eventual consistency on top if they actually need some guarantees.