[godzillabrennus]

I'd be shocked if they survive another two years.

This is an absurd approach.

Come use our proprietary system, we built it in the dark without embracing customers, hope we don't fail now that it's public, and launch your startup on it so we can make deployments easier.

#STUPID-IDEA

Go use Netlify.com if you want a serverless solution that you can deploy on trivially.