[ysavir]

What you forgot to mention was that the bouncer does this for free and has a day job publishing tabloids.

[dhimes]

And none of the other orgy participants understand this. And OP may not fully understand it either.

[everdrive]

There's nothing I enjoy more than a bunch of nerds analyzing a metaphor to death.

[nemosaltat]

My dads mantra used to be, “if it seems too good to be true, it probably is”. Now, I find I must consistently remind him- if it’s “free” (as in beer, not speech) you’re almost definitely paying for it.

[TeMPOraL]

Related, when consuming news, if the story seems to involve ridiculous levels of stupidity or malice, the truth is most likely much more mundane and much more reasonable.