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I think the article accurately describes the HR department of every job I’ve ever had. When they want something from you they will ring your phone off the hook. When you need something from them... crickets.

Not as bad as the DMV where the guy stopped mid sentence and took a lunch break while in the middle of processing my documents, leaving me and the forty-nine other people that happened to be in his line waiting and wondering, but close.