[ubertakter]

Forgive the tangent:

...

  I once had a pair of bugle boy pants
  and I wore them into a gas station
  and this story has nothing to do with waffles
  but the lady at the gas station said,
  "By any chance are those bugle boy pants you're wearing?"
  and I said "Why yes they are"

  And that's the real story of this song

  You gotta wear pants to get waffles
  You gotta wear pants to get waffles
  they said no shoes, no service
  but if you don't wear pants
  you'll get thrown out on your ass

(From my band's song "Waffles"... no good recordings of it exist though)