It's a bit tricky because it isn't light taking a curved path through your lab; it's light taking a straight path through the curved spacetime in your lab.
The elevator thought experiment suggests that the light will indeed also take a curved path through my lab, but I am way out of the territory where I have any good intuition. And I have no intuition at all what would happen to the matter the elevator is made of if one accelerated it hard enough to make the effect noticable, nor do I have any idea what Earth's gravity does to matter in my lab. Can I have a trully straight ruler out of some common material? Or at least not as bend as the light beam? And now I am not even sure anymore what straight would mean.
If you had a 100km long rod that was perfectly, impossibly straight and infinitely strong, placing it in a gravity well equal to that at the earth's surface would still make it look bent by half a micrometer to an outside observer, in the same way you can draw a triangle on a sphere using nothing but three right angles and three straight lines.
If that's not interesting enough, do some reading on the relative nature of spontaneity. Two things that happen at exactly the same time in one reference frame don't happen at the same time in another. Crazy.
I guess this is an autocorrect issue, but you certainly mean simultaneity. Anyway, I have been through several university courses on special and general relativity with all the math and have at least some basic understanding of the thing. However, as said before, I have no real intuition for it.
So the only thing I can work from right now is the elevator thought experiment and it seems to me that I can have a perfectly straight rod in a 100 km wide elevator accelerating at 9.81 m/s² while a light ray would bend downwards by 0.5 µm. So ignoring the fact that Earth's gravitational field is not uniform, this seems to suggest that even a rod made out of some common material would not be bend or appear bend or whatever in Earth's gravitational field. Maybe this analogy just leaves the realm of validity of the thought experiment, but I honestly don't know.
I am also not convinced by your analogy with the triangle on a sphere, gravity is curvature of spacetime but the analogy involves only curvature of space. If you tell me that you are a physicist specialized in general relativity, I will take your word for it, otherwise I will keep some doubt about getting my nice rod bend in the same way the light path gets bend, after all they are two quite different things, an extended object versus a path through spacetime.