[dngray]

> Looks good (thanks), but my days of running servers for anything are long gone. My tolerance for anything sysadmin-related has reached very close to zero.

You don't technically need a server.

It's a very simple, single binary that runs on a cron job with no dependency other than lua. I do it on a VPS instance that I have, but there's no reason why you couldn't run it locally.