[OnlineCourage]

I actually stumbled upon a dead bear in Wisconsin a month ago, invalidating your thesis. I have pictures.

[rbosinger]

I didn't say nobody ever runs into dead bears. It's just not that common, even amongst folks who spend a lot of time in the bush.

[lo_fye]

One theory is that sasquatch live in family units, and they bury their dead. They’re much smarter than bears.