[kbenson]

Python and Go pick up your trash for you, but sometimes they get in your way while they do so. If you generate a lot of trash, you might find yourself stopped quite often.

C lets you litter everywhere, but if you or anyone else steps on your trash it will tackle you to the ground. Usually. Sometimes it ignores the first 10 times and does it on the eleventh.

Rust snatches up your trash as soon as you're done with it, but if it can't reason well about when you'll be done using it, it will make you fill out a form explaining how you plan to use it. It will also slap you silly if you try to deviate from that plan.