[dang]

Does that mean we get a day off?

[pvg]

A silent suffering, and intense;

The rock, the vulture, and the chain,

All that the proud can feel of pain,

The agony they do not show,

The suffocating sense of woe

Think that's a no.

[drivingmenuts]

Sure, but you’ll need to file double the outraged Instagrams on the day after to make up for it.