[antimatter15]

It's meant to be played from http://www.google.com/chromeos/demolab/ which is in flash and should (from what I've read) be excruciatingly slow anyway.

[alinajaf]

If you swear at that chat bot enough times with enough profanity it forwards you to a google search for 'cleaning supplies'.

[mey]

Thermite is sadly not an option.