[tempguy9999]

I would most politely wish to note that one is tended to read documents. One should rarely consume them unless in the spirit of espionage.

Equally, in the comfort of one's own parlour, one may listen to one's wireless. Not 'consume', as was once heard.

The butler informs me on this occasion that I am correct. I bow to him in this. Uncommonly sharp fellow.

And so to the Drone's Club, where literature, wireless nor dolly birds are permitted.