[daodedickinson]

Good gravy. I'd go into hiding if there was anywhere left to go. Wish I was religious so I could try to join a monestary.

[spraak]

If you're under 25 you could join the Kaua'i Hindu Monastery. https://www.himalayanacademy.com/livespiritually/monastic-li...

[kevin_thibedeau]

Just become a pastafarian. You can make up your own creed as you go.

[driverdan]

You can buy a plot of land in the middle of nowhere for $500. Have fun!