[robbrit]

Since Rasmus Lerdorf was in Canada, I wonder what this would look like if it were in Canadian English. It would retain the dollar signs and serialize(), but switch to "colour" and "centre". It would be required by law to support a French version for every keyword. All PHP developers would have the advantage of free treatment for carpal-tunnel and other RSI injuries.

What else?

[kijin]

The Canadian version would apologize profusely whenever an error occurs.

[noir_lord]

It would also consistently support systems written in allied British-PHP and American-PHP while never drawing attention to it.

Routine would be renamed Poutine.

[spicytunacone]

It would be imperative to thank the request handler, example images would be maple leaves and example data sets would be hockey teams.