I don't use social media aside from HN and Reddit so maybe this isn't possible, but why can't you just post a link to this over at your social media sites along with the same HN non-clickbait title?
Social media site in question would show a preview with the original title displaying much more prominently than my added text. Also even if they didn’t I’d still be hesitant because as soon as anyone follows the link the original title would be all up in their grill.