I gave up. I have to run a VirtualBox VM for my work which means I have to have HyperV disabled, which means the Android emulators don’t work... also tried the arm images but no cigar.
I’m running a Ryzen CPU and I feel like that’s half the battle.
I found it very easy to get it up and running with Android, although to be fair I already had the Android emulators running from my foray into React Native. I expect getting iOS emulators running would be very hard on a non Apple platform though.