[jerf]

This one at least has the justification that there often aren't any words. When you're hip-deep in topology, grabbing graph theory with your right hand and algebra with your left, you've left English way behind anyhow.

Now we just need to go back in time and convince Euler and Grothendieck to pretty-please either discover fewer things, or change their names every couple of years or something.

[vharuck]

How about including given names with everything named after one of the many Bernoullis?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernoulli_family