Lordy, if I was grading a 10th grade English composition that ended with this:
For as it is written, the last shall be first and the geek shall inherit the earth.
...I just don't know how I'd react. Maybe by quitting. I guess the poll of "conservative" columnists is slim in NYC, but please, let's have someone who avoid writing op-eds that end in "For Better or For Worse"-style puns.