[tlynchpin]

Several commenters are attaching to this sock bit. Story time, my mother gave my minor daughter a DNA test kit as a present. I was horrified and my mother was bewildered by my very visceral and unfiltered "aw hell naw". Socks would have been a better gift. In fact my daughter also got some socks and they are super cute, she enjoys them frequently. Socks!

[unkulunkulu]

Totally this ^ I think those people never received good socks as a present, poor bastards.