[raehik]

"UK agent for Gator said that they didn’t have the money for security, as otherwise they couldn’t afford a staff Xmas party"

I love this.

[bspammer]

It'd be pretty difficult to hand-craft a worse PR statement than that.

[rdiddly]

Apparently their company is so unsuccessful they can't afford both. And given the choice, they pick the wrong one, guaranteeing their continued lack of success.

It's like a vortex of shitty.