[mattmaroon]

"And Chatterous will get me laid."

Yes, because if there's one thing skinny, young blondes need help with, it's that.

[omouse]

Maybe you can help me out here, but how is she a geek?

[mattmaroon]

She says she is, because in any other community she's just a normal looking chick. Claiming geek gives you +3 on the 10 scale. See iJustine for reference.

[JolieODell]

Um, I'm a geek because I live on the Internet and make a living FROM the Internet. It started with DOS and King's Quest when I was a little kid... Does using a Linux machine in '99 give me any geek points? Oh, please, can I be a geek now? *rolls eyes

[mattmaroon]

Wow, King's Quest? Cred granted.

[JolieODell]

Dog wrestler? Cred accepted.

[mattmaroon]

How did you know what I was doing? The dog won.

[JolieODell]

To everyone who's being fair and relevant in their comments about the post, thanks! To those who are being nice, thanks very much! You're awesome. To those of you who are making insulting and irrelevant personal remarks, please take this to heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaouomhdQi8