[howard941]

The Alcatel flip phone at Consumer Cellular looks like it's strictly text and phone except for the bit about downloading wallpaper suggests it has some kind of web client inside. https://www.consumercellular.com/Products/813/Details

[sephoric]

I have that exact phone and it has a browser built in. It's lower quality than usual but it's good enough to waste a few hours with.

[howard941]

Ahhh bummer. One of the old Motorola Star-Tacs would have been perfect if it were available and compatible.

[aleister_777]

Until the damn antenna broke off...again.