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by rndgermandude 2637 days ago
You forgot

4. Steal swords from random motorists[1], find dangerous rusty butter knifes[2]

and 5. and occasionally give lectures about[3] and investigate[4] "hate speech"

[1] https://i.imgur.com/zmZqQFY.jpg

[2] https://i.imgur.com/VhVQqQB.jpg

[3] https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/13/lecturer-reported-police-hate...

[4] https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/south-yorkshire-police...