[leetbulb]

Why make such a lazy assumption?

From their FAQ:

Q: Won’t my floor end up covered with hair?

A: Our barber credo says it all – no hair left behind! Every Shortcut barber carries a drop cloth, so your space stays clean and tidy.

[scarcely]

It's logically conceivable that they added it within five minutes of me posting the comment

[miguelmota]

It's logically conceivable that you should do more research before posting ignorant comments

https://web.archive.org/web/20190131132814/https://www.getsh...

[andbberger]

Go check the wayback machine then

[froindt]

It's possible they paid off the wayback machine to make it look like they did it when they opened. /s

[skinnymuch]

There is no way scarcely was being serious. It has to be a joke, no?

[scarcely]

It's scarcely a joke

[acct1771]

Doubling down on potentially being a dick is ballsy...let me get you a job application.