[loa-in-backup]

Then there are monk programmers:

http://www.mit.edu/~xela/tao.html

"The Silent Void

Thus spake the Master Programmer:

When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave."

[neferbast]

That's definitely one of the funniest things I've the chance to read recently.

[dmos62]

"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."