[TravHatesMe]

As entertaining as your story is, I find it very hard to believe. If you were as drunk as you claim to be, there is no way that you're capable of writing "the best code I had ever written". A high level of intoxication severely impacts your attention span and ability to focus deeply. I speak from experience and I'd wager it would be the same for almost everyone.

If this story actually happened, I'd hazard a guess that someone else wrote that code, not you.