| Honoured Sir, Understanding you to be a distinguished algebraist (that is, distinguished from other algebraists by different face, different height, etc.), I beg to submit to you a difficulty which distresses me much. If x and y are each equal to 1, it is plain that 2 * (x^2 - y^2) = 0, and also that 5 * (x - y) = 0. Hence 2 * (x^2 - y^2) = 5 * (x - y). Now divide each side of this equation by (x - y). Then 2 * (x + y) = 5. But (x + y) = (1 + 1), i.e. = 2. So that 2 * 2 = 5. Ever since this painful fact has been forced upon me, I have not slept more than 8 hours a night, and have not been able to eat more than 3 meals a day. I trust you will pity me and will kindly explain the difficulty to Your obliged, Lewis Carroll. |
You can't divide by 0 you just get nonsense.