[StavrosK]

Not enough to have PTSD from it, why?

[futureastronaut]

Maybe you should be familiar with it.

[StavrosK]

Cool, I'll file it under "to maybe be familiar with, things", thanks.

[futureastronaut]

Or mention "PTSD" when somebody brings up Java to signal that you're above such foolishness, and rely on nobody seeking an explanation for your aversion.