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by ASalazarMX 2705 days ago
Causes of termination at bart3r's company last month:

- Bob unzip a Python package.

- Dennis suggested we hire a "penetration tester".

- Mrs. Fraulein was caught browsing "Jew Tube".

- Helen used an essential software product from a "Pentaho"company for more than three years. Mr. Flanders was so disturbed he bought that company and renamed it "Itachi Vantara".

- Raul was using "Zope" to build our Intranet, until our Purity squad learned it was an insult in Spanish.

- David boasted about installing "OpenSIS" at his university.

- Susan was reported for surreptitous use of "ClamAV".

I also recommend terminating Derek for using "Google". It's not in the blacklist, but it just sounds obscene.