[denisvlr]

It’s clearly presented as a quote from mongoDB’s CEO.

[jhanschoo]

The quote tickles me because in earlier days MongoDB's choice of defaults gave it a reputation as a poor imitation of a reliable document store.

[stevehawk]

One of my favorite tweets of all time -

  Hey Mongo I just met you
  And this is craaazy
  but here's my data
  so store it maybe?

unfortunately, I can't find the tweet.

[web007]

Almost certainly Aphyr, aka Kyle Kingsbury aka @kingsbu.

https://aphyr.com/posts/284-jepsen-mongodb

[stevehawk]

found it - https://twitter.com/bigdataborat/status/255746295036260353

[JBerlinsky]

https://www.informationweek.com/database/the-man-who-torture..., perhaps?

[stevehawk]

found it - https://twitter.com/bigdataborat/status/255746295036260353