[leibwiht]

I am absolutely SHOCKED, I did not expect this in a million years. Why would I ever have any reason to believe the government isn't telling me the truth? And, as a law-abiding citizen, I can't imagine what they'd even want with it anyway. This must have been an honest mistake.

[pleasecalllater]

I think we should tell them that we are really sorry about all that. We should buy them flowers.