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TA: "Crazed boffins in the USA say they have successfully carried out a Jurassic Park-style project in which enormous flesh-eating creatures from the remote prehistoric past have been successfully bred in the laboratory. Incomprehensibly this laboratory is not located on a remote island."

First off, by "flesh eater" they mean a big huge dragonfly.

Second, this is not even remotely a Jurassic Park style project. No genetic engineering involved at all. All they did was increase the oxygen in the atmosphere to 31%.