[orcdork]

"Id love to go out but my ball and chain won't let me go"

Or maybe you keep such shitty things to yourself and the painfully obvious is visible to anyone but you.

[seatdrummer]

Honestly don't see the problem with that line. I can't imagine how many times a woman has referred to her husband as another one of the kids to take care of.

Its not shitty, its insanely normal (and its a joke) and youre just being dramatic.

[orcdork]

Again, maybe you’re missing the painfully obvious when honestly not seeing any issues with that line.

[lawnchair_larry]

He isn't.