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by jondubois 2768 days ago
It's easy.

- Lie

- Cheat

- Take credit for other people's work.

- Deflect blame to other people.

- Make friends with other jerks in the company and collaborate with them to distort facts in your favor at the expense of value creators within the company.

- Once you climb high enough in the hierarchy, start using your 'friends' as scapegoats for everything that goes wrong; you gotta keep feeding the beast... Even when the meat gets scarce.

- While you're doing all this backstabbing, be sure to keep a smile on your face.

2 comments

People are going to downvote you because it makes them feel bad, but I've seen people advance like that IRL.
To able to utilize these skill without getting into trouble yourself is hard. I myself have no issue of using these skill, but its not easy. There are lack of courses or books to teach you this.
Just talk loud, talk a lot, smile a lot, keep complimenting your superiors and berate your subordinates often; that makes you look tough and your superiors will love it.