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by LandR
2768 days ago
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* Send a message saying "I have {insert random STI}, best get yourself checked out..." to a random contact in your phone. * Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact. * If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation. * If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!". * If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?" * Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A. |
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