[sam0x17]

"binary" and "blob" storage makes it even more confusing IMO. How about "file storage where you can only ever read, write or completely re-write (but never only partially modify) an existing file and there are no directories but the file names allow slashes so you can fake directories, and paths are called 'keys', where all the files you upload are publicly accessible via HTTP if you enable that and otherwise are accessible via a widely supported but annoying REST-based API and signed URLs, and where only download bandwidth and monthly storage (but not upload bandwidth) is billed, and is billed based on exact usage with no minimum recurring fee". I guess that's too long though.