[EpicEng]

Hey everyone, come invest in my new startup called "doing the dishes." Launching in about five minutes.

[lifeisstillgood]

If I can pay you to come to my house and do my dishes, yeah it's a startup.

If I don't pay you, but you still come round when I ask, it's still a startup, but with a freemium price point.

If I don't pay and you don't turn up when I want, but you still are washing someone's dishes, it's a side project.

If you don't come and do my dishes, it's a pivot.