[skunkworker]

My favorites

The President of the United States is going to debate the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. Nobody's sure who's going to win. - "Trump may trump May, May may trump Trump."

I've never done cocaine. - "My nose knows no snows."

The guy who sketches crossbreed dogs is suitable for the role - "The labradoodle doodle dude'll do."

[golem14]

At least we all know what did the Doge do.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Court_Jester