[YouAreGreat]

Wherever you can publish text or media (eg, on a cooking site) speech crimes can be committed under your account.

Fancy a prison term in one of the more enlightened European jurisdictions, or Canada?

[mattkrause]

Okay, I set myself up for this by saying "absolute worst", but this strikes me as so unlikely that it's not really worth worrying about. After all, someone could make a new account using your name (+ some numbers) /right now/!