[GreenNight]

It reminds me of: http://tiki.oneworld.net/sustain/tourist.html

In the version I read, before finding this one, it talked about playing with the kids, sleeping with the wife and drinking and playing guitar with friends instead of laying in the sun.

[DanielStraight]

And here's the original:

http://www.uni-flensburg.de/asta/pol_kultur_anekdote.htm [DE]