[sifoobar]

I'm curious, how much Common Lisp have you written yourself. Because what I'm reading between the lines is that you consider modern Java to be pretty much equal to Common Lisp in power, and that doesn't make much sense from here.

Take lambdas for example, the amount of arbitrary exceptions you have to keep in mind while using them makes it almost not worth the effort. It's still the same old crappy Java; only with shiny, barely working marketing gimmicks duct taped to the side.