2010 total plastic marine debris[0]: 4,800k - 12,700k metric tons
2010 EU plastic marine debris[0]: 50k-120k metric tons (Higher than the US by ~1k)
2010 EU plastic marine debris percentage[0]: 1%
2016 EU export of nontoxic garbage to a country in top 10 plastic marine waste[2]: 269,000 tonnes (a lot missing statistics so wide error bars here)
2015 percent of nontoxic garbage export that is plastic/mixed[1]: ~9%
Hours wasted digging through overly verbose pdfs and mislabled charts: Too many
Probable amount of EU plastic that gets exported to top 10 country: 26.9k - 53.8k tonnes
Crude adjusted EU ranking if 100% of the doubled amount makes it into the ocean: ~10th
Incredibly crude adjusted EU plastic marine debris percentage: 2%
Other stupid things learned: Netherlands imports hilarious amounts of garbage [3]