[VanL]

Not quite. There are administrative problems with the AGPL, which are inherited here. But it is the scope of this license that pulls in these new defenses.

[zzzcpan]

I'm sure they will address your concerns in SSPL v2. But make no mistake, you can't win here.

[anticensor]

I will then create Anticensor's Public License, stating everything interacting with said work must be licensed under the same license.