[apl]

Deep down, I always knew that the only factor differentiating the Mac from everything else is that it's damn expensive in Australia.

[notahacker]

According to mine it's differentiated by being "better than PC" and being illegal.

More confusingly it enjoys relationships with Ryan and Kyle (a soap?), "ulay culkin dead" which I'm assuming was a rumour about the Home Alone star, and "ookout pregnant again", which really confused me when I assumed it was referring to Macbooks...