[LawnDart1]

First, I never knew SQLLite was quite so religious,

Second 69. Love your juniors. Really? Won't HR get involved?

[Brotkrumen]

Well you also shall not commit adultery so marry them first.

[baud147258]

For the second point, see https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18278892, which give details on that rule.

[manicdee]

Remember you can love your juniors you just can’t lurve your juniors.

I will also remind you of three important words: Filos, Eros and Agape.

[lowry]

Just to call the police.