[frogeg]

It will, given that Tim Cook probably doesn't read that email, a secretary or something does, and he can hire as many secretaries as he wants.

[paulddraper]

Maybe there could be entire groups of secretaries dedicated to device repair/replacement.

Perhaps even brick-and-mortar locations. We'll call 'em geniuses.

[foobarbazetc]

Have you dealt with one lately? They have zero power now.